June 2013
*macarenas away from academic success*
shape-of-an-l-on-her-forehead:
[Cosmo voice] Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Why were Cinderella’s feet so fucking small…?
man salads are the best thing in the world
Man, salads
no man salads
I like how America is freaking out like “AHHH SAME SEX MARRIAGE AHH TAXED HEALTH CARE OMG AHHHHHH!!! THE WORLD WILL BURN!!” and literally right next to them is their most similar country doing perfect with both of those things like it’s a no-brainer.
what the hell is that beaver doing
quietly reveling in its stable economy.
no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts
what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound
Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions
*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist
Get this ASAP. We're gonna do it together. I'm on anon with my ipad but I'll msg you later. bit(.)ly/tumblrfun
Lolz no1 wants 2 do dat anon. Go awey. Bye losur.
- pants without pockets: why
why make friends when you can make brownies
me and my twin brother were chilling out surfing the intranet and i was humming mambo number 5 in my head and then suddenly he said “MAMBO NUMBER 5” really loud and wow 10/10 would recommend having a twin
MARK RUFFALO IS 45 YEARS OLD, HE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BE SO EASILY CLASSIFIED AS “ADORABLE” BUT YET HERE WE ARE.
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
yo man u don’t wanna mess with me I know a swear word
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
valedicktorian
Shaking with anticipation.
